Merry Christmas

As you might have seen, my book has been released. This is my gift to you.

Merry Christmas.

I hope that you feel loved today.

This is what we’re calling the ‘first edition’, aka: the version that I read once after I finished editing it, shrugged, and then proceeded to never read it again. This ‘first edition’ will have all the trademarks of the first print of a book: such as formatting errors and generally not looking like anyone ‘edited’ this shit at all.

There is a hand-bound printed version planned for the future, the mythical ‘second edition’ of this book, which for you people out there who care (you freaks) will have such formatting errors fixed, as well as some minor changes to the layout to accommodate a printed release.

I am also writing this to make you aware (especially if you already have downloaded the PDF) that there is now in addition: the book in EPUB format*. Feel free to use either the PDF or the EPUB depending on your reader of choice. As for future potential versions, say an audiobook, a stage play, or maybe even a long-form advertisement beamed directly into your mind by NeuraLink™ technologies, we’ll see about those. Nothings off the table, except for me, because I have been politely asked to get off said table, and I’m a man of my word.

*By ‘the book in EPUB format’, i mean I crammed this shit into Calibre and then uploaded the EPUB it then spit out. I know what I’m doing! You can tell because I know what ‘EPUB’ is, and I definitely know how books work also! Look at me now, Dad, and SUFFER!